A funny conversation between my husband and I following a smart comment he made to me...
Me: Jokingly I said... "I would hit you but I can't physically do that right now."
T: Throwing his hands up in the air... "I'm right here."
Me: Laughingly I said..."Thanks for the sympathy Hun."
T: Whispered to the dog... "Halle, go lick Mommy now. She can't move her arm!"